So I rarely rant on social media but I saw the most peculiar outfit today on the train from Long Island to New York City. A young woman was wearing jean booty shorts, a ripped cropped shirt, and a short denim jacket. But wait… There’s more. She was wearing boots that went up to her mid thigh. I wonder what she was going for, like was she thinking “hm I’m really not wearing real pants or a real shirt so I may be cold- let me put boots on that go almost to my ass”. Oh and also she had a feather in her hair.
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.